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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I did not! -Dirk</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months
ago<BR><Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2
hours<BR><Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called me
back into one of the exam rooms<BR><Goatroper> so i sit on this chair
for like 30 more mins, and then fall asleep<BR><Goatroper> i wake up and
have no idea what time it is or how long i've been
waiting<BR><Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the
Hispanic Business Weekly<BR><Goatroper> I start diggin through the
drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer<BR><Goatroper> i find some
hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer
marked "OB/GYN"<BR><Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside,
and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.<BR><Goatroper> At this
point I'm in his desk rolly-chair<BR><Goatroper> with about 40 rubber
gloves in my pockets for later use<BR><Goatroper> so I grab a speculum
in each hand<BR><Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like
little ducks<BR><Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and
couldn't find one<BR><Goatroper> so i put them down and did my
glove-trick<BR><Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and
blew it up<BR><Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started
spinning around in his chair<BR><Goatroper> glove inflated on my head
the size of two basketballs<BR><Goatroper> speculum in each
hand<BR><Goatroper> spinning in his office chair<BR><Goatroper> i
hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door
opens<BR><Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his
hand<BR><kr0nus> omg<BR><Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just
sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the
glove<BR><Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"<BR><Goatroper> I
said "Yep."<BR><Goatroper> held up the speculums.<BR><Goatroper>
said, "I got bored."<BR><Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a
trick with those gloves. Where did you learn that?"<BR><Goatroper> I
said "Many doctor's offices in many states."<BR><Goatroper> He was like
"You want to take some with you?" as I got up<BR><Goatroper> I pulled
the wad out of my pocket and said "Already did."<BR><Goatroper> then I
walked out and i heard him laughing like a goddamn maniac as soon as the door
was closed<BR><Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he
just hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves<BR><Goatroper> i
was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck with him but I was afraid he'd
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