<DIV>WELL I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAMILY ORIENTED I GUESS NOT</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>GREGORY<BR><BR><B><I>Gavin <barongavin@cox.net></I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2963" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I did not! -Dirk</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT><BR> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV>Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months ago<BR><Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours<BR><Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called me back into one of the exam rooms<BR><Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and then fall
asleep<BR><Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how long i've been waiting<BR><Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the Hispanic Business Weekly<BR><Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer<BR><Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"<BR><Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.<BR><Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair<BR><Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for later use<BR><Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand<BR><Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little ducks<BR><Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't find one<BR><Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick<BR><Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove
over my head and blew it up<BR><Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning around in his chair<BR><Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two basketballs<BR><Goatroper> speculum in each hand<BR><Goatroper> spinning in his office chair<BR><Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door opens<BR><Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his hand<BR><kr0nus> omg<BR><Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the glove<BR><Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"<BR><Goatroper> I said "Yep."<BR><Goatroper> held up the speculums.<BR><Goatroper> said, "I got bored."<BR><Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those gloves. Where did you learn that?"<BR><Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."<BR><Goatroper> He was like "You want to take
some with you?" as I got up<BR><Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said "Already did."<BR><Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed<BR><Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves<BR><Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck with him but I was afraid he'd give me some</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>_______________________________________________<BR>Western mailing list<BR>Western@lists.ansteorra.org<BR>http://lists.ansteorra.org/listinfo.cgi/western-ansteorra.org<BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>