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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dining might be a gentle euphamism in the case of
my Centurian ally... Although, I have to admit if you throw some peppers
and onions in the mix, you can make a tasty (if not proper) haggis, or at least
that's what HE Gavin keeps telling me.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>In fact, now that I think of it... HE
Gavin has mentioned donkey as a culinary ingredient on several different
occasions in my presence... giving him the perfect motive to lower the hammer on
Gerold, who is known in these parts to keep a vast array of diverse donkeys,
ranging from your run-of-the-mill asses to Aztec-bred Tijuana show burrows.
Perhaps the burning of gerold's hall was merely to cover up the true nature of
the crime: multiple donkey-nappings!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>HE Gavin, I pray this is not the case, as I have
always held you in high regard... However, if Gerold's donkeys be the object of
your northern conquests, then I fear we will never come to a peaceful end in
this matter. A man's home is his castle (even if you burn and donkey poo it),
but his donkeys... That's something different entirely!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Ld. Logan, friend to donkeys
everywhere.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>(And now, thanks to all the donkey references, I
can not get a single line from the film "Clerks 2" out of my head... "I miss my
donkey.")</FONT></DIV>
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<A title=sfitzm@gmail.com href="mailto:sfitzm@gmail.com">Stefan
Fitzmittenese</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=western@lists.ansteorra.org
href="mailto:western@lists.ansteorra.org">western@lists.ansteorra.org</A>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, June 12, 2008 9:44
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Western] In war, only the
innocent suffer...</DIV>
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<DIV>I would have to say that Gerold's hall was befouled before it was burned.
As quartermaster to the guard, I know we were not there in time to save the
members of my family therefore I couldn't have done it. Wait....was not Gerold
dining on tenderized donkey? Perhaps this is some ploy by the craven northmen
to shift blame to use as a pretense for outright treachery! Alas, I think the
truth comes to light!</DIV>
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<DIV>Snap,</DIV>
<DIV>Stefan Fitzmittenese</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>P.S. Besides, everybody knows that it is pillage then burn. Do you see me
in a new tunic?</DIV>
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