<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14pt"><DIV>The following news report is brought to you by Godiva Chastity Belts. Godiva reminds you to "Fasten up when you leave home. The wife you save may be your own."</DIV>
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<DIV>It has just been learned by this reporter that a China-man who answers to the name One Flung Dung has just been apprehended by the Trelac Guard on the region between Trelac and Bonwicke. Mr. Dung was dressed in the clothes of a Trelac tax collector, but records show that Mr. Dung is not employed as such, and, in fact, does not even reside within the Shire of Trelac. When questioned, Mr. Dung claimed to have been hired by a Don Keys to collect money from anyone he could get it from, and to raise general havoc within the region between Trelac and Bonwicke. Mr Dung is now in the custody of the Trelac guard where they are trying to remove the smell of Donkey poo from him and verify the truth of his story. In the meantime an APB has been issued for the where abouts of the mysterious Don Keys. Anyone who has any information about Don Keys is urged to contact authorities.</DIV></div><br>
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