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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>One Flung Dung... isn't he second-cousin to Foo Man
Choo? Which would make him the nephew of Moo Goo Gaipan... and first cousin of
Gung Fu Smith... Which, in turn, would mean he's releated to HE Chiang Ti Lung.
What an unexpected correlation. Then again, I can remember my former squire
brother Gavin speaking of a distant relative who's last name was Dung. Wouldn't
it be a hoot if he were a double agent?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>By the way, is there anyway those of us in the
remains of Crossrode Keep could get a list of all the AUTHORIZED tax collectors
from Bonwicke and Trelac? It would do my conscience great good if I could send
their families flowers and my condolences.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Ld. Thomas Logan Macleod of the Clan
Macleod</FONT></DIV>
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href="mailto:rizardodartusio@yahoo.com">rizardo dartusio</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=western@lists.ansteorra.org
href="mailto:western@lists.ansteorra.org">Western Region of Ansteorra -
SCA</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Saturday, July 05, 2008 10:39
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Western] News flash</DIV>
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<DIV>It has just been learned by this reporter that a China-man
who answers to the name One Flung Dung has just been apprehended by the Trelac
Guard on the region between Trelac and Bonwicke. Mr. Dung was
dressed in the clothes of a Trelac tax collector, but records show that Mr.
Dung is not employed as such, and, in fact, does not even reside within the
Shire of Trelac. When questioned, Mr. Dung claimed to have
been hired by a Don Keys to collect money from anyone he could get it
from, and to raise general havoc within the region between Trelac and
Bonwicke. Mr Dung is now in the custody of the Trelac guard where they
are trying to remove the smell of Donkey poo from him and verify the truth of
his story. In the meantime an APB has been issued for the where
abouts of the mysterious Don Keys. Anyone who has any
information about Don Keys is urged to contact authorities.</DIV></DIV><BR><PRE>No virus found in this incoming message.
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