<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14pt"><DIV>I never realized the subject of donkeys and asses could produce such a wide variety of jokes and comments. I started to get lost with who said what, so I decided to make a listing of them. To further organize the subject, I have put them into categories: food, travel, sexual, etc. When I am done, I will have an ass sorted listing of what's been said, but don't ass me for a copy, I'm going to burro it in a very very deep hole and try to forget the hole thing.</DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif">----- Original Message ----<BR>From: agnarr <agnarr@suddenlink.net><BR>To: "Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." <western@lists.ansteorra.org><BR>Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 1:27:37 PM<BR>Subject: Re: [Western] News Flash: Donkey Shortage<BR><BR>
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<DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Also as a reminder from the FDA (Free Donkey Association) - </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>It is recommended that one remember to always wear proper protection when riding an ass, especially if it is the community ass, a rented ass, an ass one may ride when in foreign lands, or any used ass that one may acquire at the local watering hole</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial>Agnarr</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial"><B>From:</B> <A title=toshirokoi@hotmail.com href="mailto:toshirokoi@hotmail.com" target=_blank rel=nofollow ymailto="mailto:toshirokoi@hotmail.com">Jesus Cavazos</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=western@lists.ansteorra.org href="mailto:western@lists.ansteorra.org" target=_blank rel=nofollow ymailto="mailto:western@lists.ansteorra.org">Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc.</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, July 23, 2008 1:02 PM</DIV>
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<DIV><BR></DIV><BR>I think it's; if it's a big ass, it comes with huge tracts of land.<BR> <BR>Tosh....Chiang<BR>Using Toshiro's computer to get him in trouble. : )<BR> <BR> <BR>Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:36:27 -0500<BR>From: <A href="mailto:Jeff.Childers@ttuhsc.edu" target=_blank rel=nofollow ymailto="mailto:Jeff.Childers@ttuhsc.edu">Jeff.Childers@ttuhsc.edu</A><BR>To: <A href="mailto:western@lists.ansteorra.org" target=_blank rel=nofollow ymailto="mailto:western@lists.ansteorra.org">western@lists.ansteorra.org</A><BR>Subject: Re: [Western] News Flash: Donkey Shortage<BR><BR><BR>
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<P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri', 'sans-serif'">Is the rumor true that if I rent a little ass it comes with “hugh tracts of land”</SPAN></P>
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<P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri', 'sans-serif'">Garreth</SPAN></P></DIV><BR>
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