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<DIV>The mysterious Don Keys has finally been identified. It seems that his real name is Donald Keyes and he is well known in England as an Irish ex-privateer and businessman. Lord Keyes has been retired from the privateering business for over a year now, but since his retirement, he has been pursueing his business interests on land with the same ruthlessness he showed as a privateer. </DIV>
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<DIV>Taking the small fortune he acquired as a privateer, he has emassed a business empire which includes: import/export, grain production, breweries and arms sales, just to name a few. It is also rumored that his personal guard numbers in the hundreds. </DIV>
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<DIV>The Trelac Guard is most anxious to quesion Lord Keyes about his possible activities in the western region and his association, if any, with suspected terrorist, One Flung Dung, but so far Lord Keye's whereabout's are unknown. His business associates and employees, when questioned by the Guard, have refused to disclose any information about the recent location or activities of Lord Keyes.</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></td></tr></table><br>