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<BR><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=5><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=5><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=5> <BR><BR>
<P align=left>INSTALLING A HUSBAND</P></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff>
<P align=left><FONT size=4>Dear Tech Support</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>,</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000>Last year I upgraded from</FONT> </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Boyfriend 5.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma>to </FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Husband 1.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000>and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under </FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Boyfriend 5.0</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=4>.</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000>In addition,</FONT> </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Husband 1.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000>uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as</FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Romance 9.5 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000>and</FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>Personal Attention 6.5,</FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>and then installed undesirable programs such as</FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT size=4>NASCAR 5.0, </FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4>NBA 2.1,</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4>NFL 3.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>and</FONT></P></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>
<P align=left>Golf Clubs 4.1.</P></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>
<P align=left><FONT size=4>Conversation 8.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000>no longer runs, and </FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Housecleaning 2.6 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000>simply crashes the system.</FONT></P></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Please note that I have tried running </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>Nagging 5.3 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>to fix these</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>problems, but to no avail.</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>What can I do?</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Signed,</FONT></P></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff>
<P align=left><FONT size=4>Desperate</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4></FONT> </P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4></FONT> </P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4>DEAR DESPERATE</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>,</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000>First, keep in mind,</FONT> </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>Boyfriend 5.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>is an Entertainment Package,</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>while </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>Husband 1.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>is an operating system.</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000>Please enter command:</FONT> </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#953734 size=4>ithoughtyoulovedme.</FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=4><FONT color=#953734>HTML </FONT><FONT color=#000000>and try to</FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>download </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Tears 6.2 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000>and do not forget to install the </FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Guilt 3.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>update.</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>If that application works as designed, </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>Husband1.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>should then</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>automatically run the applications </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Jewelry 2.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000>and</FONT> </FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Flowers 3.5.</P></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma>
<P align=left><FONT size=4></FONT> </P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>< B></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4></FONT> </P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause</FONT></P></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>
<P align=left>Grumpy Silence 2.5</P></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>
<P align=left><FONT size=4>Husband 1.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000>to default to, </FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Happy Hour 7.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000>or </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT size=4>Beer </FONT><FONT size=4>6.1</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>.</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Please note that </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>Beer 6. 1 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>is a very bad program that will download</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000>the</FONT> </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#953734 size=4>Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.</FONT></P></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Whatever you do, </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff><FONT face=Tahoma color=#0000ff>DO NOT </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000>under any circumstances install </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT size=4>Mother-In-</FONT><FONT size=4>Law 1.0.</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>(I<FONT color=#000000>t runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize </FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=4>control of all your system resources.)</FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT size=4>Boyfriend 5.0</FONT></P></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000>program. These are unsupported applications and will crash </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT size=4>Husband 1.0</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>.</FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4></FONT> </P>
<P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>In summary, </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>Husband 1.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000>is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.. We recommend:</FONT></P></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000>
<P align=left><FONT size=4>Cooking 3.0 </FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>and</FONT></P></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000><FONT face=Tahoma color=#810000 size=4>
<P align=left>Hot Lingerie 7.7.</P></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Good Luck Babe!</FONT><BR><FONT color=#000000 size=4></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#000000 size=4></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Special Notice;</FONT><BR><FONT color=#000000 size=4></FONT> <BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">
<P align=left><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=Tahoma>There is an updated version to Husband 1.0. It is Husband </FONT><FONT face=Tahoma>2.0. It is a better version than Husband 1.0; it has all of the previous programs including </FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><I><FONT color=#1f497d><FONT color=#1f497d><FONT size=4>IToldYouSo Beta </FONT></I></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=4>which has a learning curve!</FONT></P><FONT size=4></FONT> <BR><FONT size=4></FONT> <BR><FONT size=4></FONT> <BR></B></FONT></FONT><BR>
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