[Ansteorra-announce] Elfsea Defender - Rapier War Practice

[portofun at ticnet.com]

Time to Play!

WHERE: Elfsea Defender
WHEN: This Sunday from 10 a.m. to noon+

TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WAR PRACTICE

10: Your friends will already be there
9:  Weather - High of 84 and low humidity
8:  The dew on your pavilion needs to burn off before you pack up
7:  Someone else may pack up your pavilion while you fight
6:  Discuss fighting techniques while hitting those who disagree with you
5:  Mmmmm....pickles
4:  Adrenaline kills hangovers
3:  Hot girl you met Saturday night will be impressed by you killing
everyone in your path (see #4)
2:  Uppity Midrealm fencer trash-talk

And the Number 1 Reason to go to war practice...

-------------"It's all about the violence"-----------------


Duchess Conal
Central Regional Rapier War Commander