[Ansteorra-announce] FW: GET PEERAGE QUICK!! ANY AWARD!!!

[caseyandcherie]

HAVE YOU BEEN SEEKING THAT SCA AWARD OR POSITION FOR TOO LONG??

Too many people have been on the long hard trail to an SCA peerage or
position of power but it just seems like it takes forever... all those
events, endless courts, hours of service, and Heaven Forbid, you even
learned how to _dance_ ... and still no peerage.

Well, wait no longer- the answer to all your SCA dreams awaits you at this
weekend event in the Barony of Bjornsborg:

FAST HANSE'S PORTRAITS OF POWER!!!

Have your portrait taken with any of several STARS OF THE THEATER and your
stock in the circles of power in the Kingdom of Ansteorra will SOAR!!  Yes,
for a limited time only, your good friend Lord Hanse (Former Baron of
Ravensfort) can arrange for you to have your picture rendered by a master
artisan in a pose PROVEN to garner the attention of the Glitterati of the
Known World.  We promise that you will have ANY award or position in HALF
THE TIME it would normally take you if you would just take the time to seek
out Hanse and the elite actors of the WORLD FAMOUS Barons Men acting troupe
at the event this Saturday and give them just five minutes of your time...
and a small donation to the troupe.

Pelican is what you're after?  We'll all but give you the bird!  Need your
Laurel?  After sitting in for the patented Fast Hanse method of portraiture
you might as well hire the dancers for your procession!  If knighthood is
more your bag, you may as well stop by the hardware shop to pick up your
chain on the way home from Bjornsborg- you're SURE to need it soon!

No position too high, no award too exclusive*... FAST HANSE will get you
what you need!  Be sure to bring a suggested $15 donation and your best
accoutrements appropriate to the circle of which you wish to be a member
(i.e. Laurel= beading, cloth of gold etc, Pelican=jeans, con tshirt, and
laptop, Crown= sweatpants, cleats, and hot consort)- FAST HANSE AND CO WILL
DO THE REST!



SEE YOU THERE!!!






































*results based on amount of actual donation to Barons Men Fall Production
Fund and location you place portrait in.  Consult Hanse on site for best
location of display suggestions.  Lion not included.