[Ansteorra-announce] Actors Planning to Infest the Quest for the Book of Hours!

Adam Seymour Adam_Seymour at thebaronsmen.org
Tue Mar 29 08:23:14 PST 2005

Greetings to all Goode Gentles of Ansteorra,

I write this missive to you this day to warn you that the ungrateful troupe 
of actors known as The Baron's Men plan to infest the Quest for the Book of 
Hours in Bjornsborg this coming April to blackguard my goodely name! These 
wretches plan to lodge a complaint about me claiming not to have paid them 
for the past two productions, which is utter nonesense! As everyone knowes, 
I am an honest businessman and subject of Their Majesties Ansteorra. I would 
never cheat anyone, least of all actors! I have very goode reasons for not 
having paid the actors of late, and I shall have the bailiffs ready to 
arrest any villains that assail my goode name! 

Therefore I dare these ingratious actors to come to this event and attempt 
to insult my name. Likewise, I invite all goode Ansteorrans to come and 
assit me in bringing justice to these villans by helping me to arrest them 
and put them in the stocks. Yes, for a small fee you can arresst members of 
The Baron's Men for slander and have them put in the stocks! And for an 
additional small fee you can throw vegitables at them! Surely this will 
provide better entertainment than do their plays! 

Therefore goode Ansteorrans, please come to The Quest for the Book of Hours 
this April in Bjornsborg and help me keep these uppity actors in their place.

I remain,
Adam Seymour
Owner, The Astor Theatre

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