cloven fruit

[P. Crandall Polk]

TheaG at aol.com wrote:
> Just out of curiosity and apropos of nothing...
> Would anyone care to codify the procedures and etiquette surrounding cloven
> fruit?
> Chiara Marghareta (Clare Margaret)

Grasp the fruit well in hand
Take note of the prominate clove
Grasp the clove with the teeth, pulling it out
Cock back the arm with the fruit
With the cry, "Incoming" throw the fruit into the next world

But then again I was raised in Bjornsborg.
Crandall