===>> An Interesting FREE Offer

[Chris and Elisabeth Zakes]

At 12:19 AM 1/19/97 -0600, you wrote:
>Greetings Cosyns,
>
>Lyonel here.
>
>Wow, did everybody get this nifty offer?  And didn't you just cream your
>hosen when you saw that high priority?  Golly gosh and jeepers, I'm so
>overcome with consumer zeal, I can hardly shop!  
>
>>FOR MORE INFO:   please "cut out" the below form on the "cut" lines shown,
>and fax it, for the fastest reply to:                  718-227-9125   (this
>is a fax # in the USA)


Y'know, I tried to cut out the part where they said to cut, and all it did
was ruin my monitor. And *then* it wouldn't even fit in the fax machine.

*I* think it's just a conspiracy to make us all need new monitors. <G>

	-Tivar Moondragon