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[Alice Harris]

Greeting From Alina:
Got this from one of my sisters and thought it was funny.

Alina Mitchell
lg_photo at texas.net

Subject: 
          Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: FW: Frog, Will You Marry Me?]]
    Date: 
          Mon, 30 Mar 1998 22:54:55 EST
   From: 
          LMorrow929 <LMorrow929 at aol.com>
  
cc:
Subject:  FW: Frog, Will You Marry Me?


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Frog, Will You Marry Me?

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was
unable to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that
his penis was too long.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten
it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do.  But I do
know a witch who may be able to help you."

So the doctor gave him directions to the witch's place.  The man went to
see the witch the next day, and told her his sad story.

"Witch, my penis is 20 inches  long, and I can't get any women to have sex
with me.  Can you help  me shorten it?"

The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it.  The man
uncoiled his 20-inch penis.  The witch stared in amazement, scratched her
head, and then replied,

"I think I have a solution to your problem.  What you  have to do is go to
this pond deep in the forest.  In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a
log who can help solve your dilemma.  You must ask the frog, 'will you
marry me?'  Each time the frog says 'No', your penis will be 4 inches
shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off  into the forest.  He came upon the
pond and, sure enough, there sat  the frog on a log.  He uncoiled his huge
python-like penis and called out to the frog,

"Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter! "WOW!" he
screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But it's still
 too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."  Once more
he shouted to the frog,

"Frog, will you marry me?".

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4
inches shorter!  The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!"  He
looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches long,
so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just a
little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me
one more time."  Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out,

"Frog, will you marry  me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and
said, "NO!   NO!  and for the last time, NO!"

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