[Ansteorra] Re: [Bryn-gwlad] Bad Meat?

[Isabel Howard]

To Yer Excellentness Pendarin,

Lampwick an Contempta is tellin porkies about me dad, George Howard.  He
never sold bad meat in 'is life an dats da brass tacks.  Sure, he tumbles
down da sink a bit, an' he frew me outta cat n mouse an lef me skint (dats
another story fer another day), but ees a good pot, and ee don need 'is good
name ruint by dose holy friars.  Da meat probly went dot cotton soon as it
got a butchers at their fugly drums and bases.

Pleas Baron, I may be just a tramp workin in a rub-a-dub, but do me a cheesy
an' toss dose tree trunks in the rusty nail fer slander.  An if somone was
to 'elp em shake off da mortal coil, I don fink anyun 'round ere would mind
much.

Sandshoe,
Isabel Howard

----- Original Message -----
From: "Brian Martin" <BMartin at Corp.Prodigy.com>
To: <bryn-gwlad at ansteorra.org>; <ansteorra at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Tuesday, June 19, 2001 12:46 PM
Subject: [Bryn-gwlad] Bad Meat?


> What's this I hear about one (some?) of the butchers in town selling bad
> meat? We can not have this sort of thing happening in town so close to
> Queen's Championship Tournament that is to be held here next month. Her
> Excellency and I cannot have the good people in attendance of this
> tournament getting sick from bad meat and wretching in the streets! Please
> see to it that the butcher's guild looks into this matter and that the
> problem is dealt with in your usual efficient manner.