[Ansteorra] EMPIRE of Xanadu

[Corey Van Zandt]

Perhaps I will write some sort of silly song.
Unless you all think it is way WAY wrong.
Bones are for the WEAK!
A wheeling is what I SEEK!
Tis beatings with RATTAN that makes one strong!
Or noodles you out like Master Ivar's THONG!
A wheeling a day keeps the peaseantry at bay!
To Joust upon thy wheels could happen I SAY!

Corwin
Xanaduzian/Rhoaddisian/Ansteorrean
pounder of Trimeritarians/Trymackadamianz?