[Ansteorra] Answers to Questions-Waterbearer proposal

Michael Gunter countgunthar at hotmail.com
Thu Jun 19 13:54:21 PDT 2008

> pickles, oranges, pretzels, etc from a common bowl/dish (tongs anyone?)
And while we are doing this lets makes sure to
get rid of dirt, bugs, porta-johns and breathing.
Maybe all waterbearers and pickle/orange distributers
should wear protective outfits in performing their
duties. Oh, and anyone who wishes to distribute
water needs to have a food safety certification valid
in the state where they are volunteering.
All porta-pottys need to be replaced with those Japanese
sidewalk relief stations that wash and sanitize themselves
after every use.
Oh, and animals carry diseases and have notoriously bad
bathroom habits. No horses, dogs, cats, ferret, parrots,
wild birds, rabbits, foxes, ants, mice, groundhogs or 
mastadons are to be permitted within 5 miles of any
SCA activity.
We need to keep our people safe.
I still wonder how anyone was able to survive the germ
laden dark ages before our current enlightenment.
Only partly joking
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