[Ansteorra] INFAMOUS OUTLAW ESCAPES!

[Sher M]

To All Interested Parties:

It has been determined by grease marks that Hanse seduced one of the younger 
nuns.  The convent would like to add their pleas for swift justice of Hanse 
of the Slimy Hands.  The hounds are making excellent headway in tracking him 
as the scent in the greasy hands lingers where ever he has touched 
something.  Numerous reports of strange thefts of cold greasy sausage is 
helping to locate the areas he has run through.  It appears that he may be 
afoot as every stolen horse has been recovered.  The owners of these horses 
are willing to add to the rewards as it is also difficult to get grease out 
of fur.  As every horseman/woman is aware, a greasy horse can not be saddled 
properly and as the saddle slips around they are tired of biting the dirt.

To Baron Bors:  In your capacity as Constable of the Loch, I'm sure we can 
work out suitable recompense for the return of Hanse should you find in in 
your lands.

To Sir Lyonel:  Your assistance in his capture will allow you to have him 
after Raven's Fort has inflicted their punishment.  At that time you can 
take your 18000 pounds of francs in whatever manner you see fit.  (inks a 
note to self to watch Lyonel as it appears he may be slightly shifty as his 
main concerns is the francs he was not paid.  Perhaps he let Hanse know 
which nun was addicted to sausage grease)

To Lady Gabriele:  The reward is for his capture and return to Raven's Fort. 
We strongly suggest that persons interested in attempting to lay hands on 
him coat themselves with a thick covering of Lyst Field Mud.  This will 
allow the grease to just be chipped off the body of the captor.  We prefer 
him to be in one piece and capable of being punished properly at Raven's 
Fort.  A few nicks and dings are acceptable.

To Stefan:  Are you volunteering to attempt to capture Hanse?  The True 
(Norman) Baron of Raven's Fort is highly grieved that you have berated his 
Captain and Lieutenant of the Guard.  (Takes quill to another piece of 
parchment and notes, Stefan may be willing to hide Hanse-place messengers 
where they are able to watch who comes and goes, especially in the deep of 
the night)

To Baroness Daria:  We have numerous wise women of ancient age that are 
willing to check Hanse for wounds.  I believe the youngest is 87 years old 
and has seen 9 husbands into the grave.

To Michael Fenwick:  Define rough.


Lady Runa of The Thundering Herd
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Lieutenant of the Baronial Guard
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