[Ansteorra] Of all things wonderful and silly....

Tim McDaniel tmcd at panix.com
Mon Mar 25 21:28:11 PDT 2013


On Mon, 25 Mar 2013, Paul DeLisle <ferretpd at gmail.com> wrote:
> Prootwaddles are, without a doubt, the most vile creatures ever to
> roam the planet. They have NO sense of hygiene ...
>
> Unfortunately...that zeal is somewhat limited, since they are also
> among the most cowardly creatures to ever exist.
>
> They do have speech, and limited, occasional writing skills. ...
>
> They do wear clothing....of a sort....usually whatever they have
> found...and not necessarily worn correctly. ...
>
> Although no-one is quite certain whether Prootwaddles have male and
> female sexes, as we know them.....we *do* know that they are
> insatiably sexual creatures...and will mate with absolutely
> *anything* ..
>
> that they appear to reproduce by giving off spores....a short
> session of "dry-humping" from a Prootwaddle is sufficient to
> impregnate the unfortunate recipient. ...

So ... Hanse?



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