[Bards] To the "Hams"

[Gottfried Krimmelbein]

I dedicate this filk to the self identified hams of the list, you know who you are...

"Prose, Poems and Song"

I am Bard....Bard I am. 

That Bard I am... that Bard I am... I do not like that Bard I am. 

Do you like "poems, prose and song"? 

I do not like them, Bard I am. I do not like "poems, prose and song". 

Would you like them here or there? 

I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like poems, prose and song. I do not like them, Bard I am. 

Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? 

I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse! I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. 

Would you voice them in a box? Would you voice them with a fox? 

No, not in a box, not with a fox! Not in a house, not with a mouse! I would not voice them here or there, I would not voice them anywhere! I would not voice "poems, prose and song", I do not like them, Bard I am! 

Would you, could you, in a bar? Voice them, voice them, here they are! 

I would not, could not in a bar! 

You may like them, you will see. You may like them in a tree. 

I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a bar, now let me be! Not in a box, not with a fox, not in a house, not with a mouse! I would not like them here or there, I would not like them anywhere! I do not like "poems, prose and song", I do not like them, Bard I am! 

Could you, would you do quatrains? 

No, not a quatrain, not in a tree, not in a bar. Bard, let me be! Not in a box, not with a fox, not with a mouse, not in a house! Not here or there, not anywhere! 

In the dark? Here, in the dark? Would you, could you, in the dark? 

I would not, could not, in the dark! Would you, could you in the rain? 

I would not could not in the rain! Not in the dark, not in a lane! Not in a bar, not in a tree! I would not like them, Bard you see! 

Would you, could you, with a goat? 

I would not, could not with a goat! I will not voice them here or there, I would not voice them anywhere! 

Would you, could you on a boat? I would not, would not on a boat! I will not, will not with a goat! Not in the rain, not in a lane! 

You do not like them, so you say. Try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may I say! 

Bard, if you will let me be, I will try them, and you will see! I like "poems, prose and song"! I do, I like them, Bard I am! And I would voice them in a boat, and I would voice them with a goat, and I will voice them in the rain and in the dark and in a lane and in a bar and in a tree they are so good so good you see! So I will voice them in a box and I will voice them with a fox and I will voice them in a house and I will voice them with a mouse and I will voice them here or there and I will voice them anywhere! I do so like "poems, prose and song"! Thank you, thank you, Bard I am!



Yours in Filkitude

Gottfried Krimmelbein

Badgering Bard of StoneBridge Keep

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