[Bards] To the "Hams"
Kevin Valliquette
megrimulf at yahoo.com
Sun Jul 6 03:57:30 PDT 2003
Ow ... that's just ... painful ... ow ...
--- Gottfried Krimmelbein <gottfried at zamigo.net>
wrote:
> I dedicate this filk to the self identified hams of
> the list, you know who you are...
>
> "Prose, Poems and Song"
>
> I am Bard....Bard I am.
>
> That Bard I am... that Bard I am... I do not like
> that Bard I am.
>
> Do you like "poems, prose and song"?
>
> I do not like them, Bard I am. I do not like "poems,
> prose and song".
>
> Would you like them here or there?
>
> I would not like them here or there. I would not
> like them anywhere. I do not like poems, prose and
> song. I do not like them, Bard I am.
>
> Would you like them in a house? Would you like them
> with a mouse?
>
> I would not like them in a house, I would not like
> them with a mouse! I would not like them here or
> there. I would not like them anywhere.
>
> Would you voice them in a box? Would you voice them
> with a fox?
>
> No, not in a box, not with a fox! Not in a house,
> not with a mouse! I would not voice them here or
> there, I would not voice them anywhere! I would not
> voice "poems, prose and song", I do not like them,
> Bard I am!
>
> Would you, could you, in a bar? Voice them, voice
> them, here they are!
>
> I would not, could not in a bar!
>
> You may like them, you will see. You may like them
> in a tree.
>
> I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a bar, now
> let me be! Not in a box, not with a fox, not in a
> house, not with a mouse! I would not like them here
> or there, I would not like them anywhere! I do not
> like "poems, prose and song", I do not like them,
> Bard I am!
>
> Could you, would you do quatrains?
>
> No, not a quatrain, not in a tree, not in a bar.
> Bard, let me be! Not in a box, not with a fox, not
> with a mouse, not in a house! Not here or there, not
> anywhere!
>
> In the dark? Here, in the dark? Would you, could
> you, in the dark?
>
> I would not, could not, in the dark! Would you,
> could you in the rain?
>
> I would not could not in the rain! Not in the dark,
> not in a lane! Not in a bar, not in a tree! I would
> not like them, Bard you see!
>
> Would you, could you, with a goat?
>
> I would not, could not with a goat! I will not voice
> them here or there, I would not voice them anywhere!
>
>
> Would you, could you on a boat? I would not, would
> not on a boat! I will not, will not with a goat! Not
> in the rain, not in a lane!
>
> You do not like them, so you say. Try them, try
> them, and you may! Try them and you may I say!
>
> Bard, if you will let me be, I will try them, and
> you will see! I like "poems, prose and song"! I do,
> I like them, Bard I am! And I would voice them in a
> boat, and I would voice them with a goat, and I will
> voice them in the rain and in the dark and in a lane
> and in a bar and in a tree they are so good so good
> you see! So I will voice them in a box and I will
> voice them with a fox and I will voice them in a
> house and I will voice them with a mouse and I will
> voice them here or there and I will voice them
> anywhere! I do so like "poems, prose and song"!
> Thank you, thank you, Bard I am!
>
>
>
> Yours in Filkitude
>
> Gottfried Krimmelbein
>
> Badgering Bard of StoneBridge Keep
>
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