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Charles Netterville
ck_netterville at yahoo.com
Fri Dec 5 07:42:44 PST 2008
WAIT !!!
Don't waste perfectly good entrails on the telling of a foggy future. The cooks need them for the sausages...
After being properly smoked in the hearth, these sausages will not only provide nourishment for His Excellency's populace, but will self for-fill the prophesy of prosperity and good health throughout the Barony.
I do have trouble (swallowing) the notion of my Baroness trying to poison my Baron, especially after having seen the intricacies of the office. An individual who would seek that office in the solitary should surely have their head examined and Her Excellency doesn't strike me as that terribly deranged.
In joyful service I remain, Elrique
--- On Fri, 12/5/08, nomistk at bordermarch.org <nomistk at bordermarch.org> wrote:
From: nomistk at bordermarch.org <nomistk at bordermarch.org>
Subject: [Bordermarch] Squib and the truth
To: bordermarch at lists.ansteorra.org
Date: Friday, December 5, 2008, 6:00 AM
Your Excelency,
You truly amaze me with your desire to mask the truth. First there was the
Privy incident in which you re-established your man hood only to deny it and
make up some faticiful story
about the Baroness being in distress. From what I am able to decipher the
distress she suffer was the lack of attention kind.
Now you try to come up with a long and convoluted story about how a wee little
babe is some how responsible for the "run" of maladies that has struck
you household. My informants
have given me concrete information that the reason for the plauge in your house
hold is due to the Baroness and her preclivity to try to scibe the future
through the reading of pig
entrails. While normally this is done in a field, I have been told that your
lady prefers this to be done in the main hall of your new manor. Thus we now
know why the floor is so
barren of woven material to pad our feet. I can understand her desire to
fortell the future but I would suggest that she perform this ritual out doors to
be more sanitary.
Please understand that your barony is behind you 100% and you do not have to
mask the truth from us. There has been many a leader that has had to suffer the
attacks from his power
hungry lady and we will support you in what ever action you take.
Regards,
Nomis
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