[Bordermarch] Retraction- Dominant Buck Syndrome

[Lathrop, Dave]

I am ashamed to admit that I have no sure cure for Lord Adolf's current affliction, but whilst at a quilting bee awhile back I did overhear the ladies conversing about the subject of deer musk.

They said that the ancient Elders would purposely use the deer musk to attract a mate for procreation. It seems the Elders were really ugly.
Once mated, the Elders needed to mask the deer musk so's they wouldn't attract any more mates. They would boil Hackberry until it transformed into to a stringy pulp-like goo. They would add a bit of mayonnaise to the goo and then procure a flat sliver of the un-boiled Hackberry from the crotch area where a branch joins the main trunk. They used the crotch sliver to apply the goo carefully between those two small ridges found under one's nose. They filled the valley between the ridges with the Hackberry mash and kept it in place with one of those Band-Aids that lets the wound breathe through tiny holes.
They kept Band-Aid dry at all times to ensure a complete masking of the deer musk scent.

As proof of the cure one only needs to look as far as those folks called "Polygamist".
Polygamist are all pure-blood descendants of the Elders, but are branded renegades because they will not mask the deer musk after they have found their first mate.

I have heard that Lord Chrestien Brule has found a first mate, but I've yet to see a Band-Aid neth his nose.

HE Santiago



Well Adolf, we've all known for a long time that you have dominant buck
syndrome, we don't talk about it much.  When we do talk about it we just say
that you are full of D. BS.

I'm if his Excellency Santiago doesn't already have a cure, he will be able
to find one that is suitable for you.

Thinker Tinker


Well that is just great! I have already used the deer scent and am now
suffering from dominant buck syndrome.  I would explain this further but
let's just say that having bucks waitng for me to leave for work is not any
fun!

I have to say that sir simonn has never been nicer to me since wearing the
scent.

Adolf