[Bordermarch] Bordermarch Digest, Vol 52, Issue 2

[pamisaac at aol.com]

Sounds like a good time was had by all.

Lord Caradoc and I are interested in the event at Countess Tessa's abode, however, we will need the address in order to get there.

Thanks to all.

Lady Pamela






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oday's Topics:
   1. Sunday Fighter Practice (Lathrop, Dave)

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ate: Mon, 2 Aug 2010 09:45:25 -0500
rom: "Lathrop, Dave" <David.Lathrop at valero.com>
o: Barony Bordermarch <bordermarch at lists.ansteorra.org>
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Greetings Bordermarch,
Sunday's fighter practice was a little shy of Dons, there were only four 
resent, but all went well despite that handicap.
t was hot but the sporadic breezes really chilled things down.
e think Lord Zane melted.
During practice, HE Elisabeth and I were graciously gifted some very fine mead 
rom the brew-house of Bear, Cat and Don Isaac. I placed the bottles in the car 
o hide them from Sir Simonn, but I forgot that mead was made with honey; it 
ttracted bees.
M'Lord James of the Orange donned his new handcrafted heavy armor of scale and 
ooked quite spiffy!
is knot-work used to lace the lamellar together was top-notch. His next project 
ill be to deck out the exterior of his armors metal pieces with rubberized 
ed-liner to help absorb the blows.
'Lord James discovered that padding on the inside of the armor helps to keep 
ne's skin from peeling off one's neck during the fight.
M'Lord Beau introduced a new Mom and her son to the group, I know their names 
ut I'm saving them for a later date, and then put a boffer weapon in the young 
an's hand. M'Lord Beau explained the rules of engagement to the young man and 
hen commenced to show him the basics of the board and sword, the young man 
TE-IT-UP!
HE Elisabeth asked me to steal a cold bottle of H2O from M'Lord Thomas's cooler, 
ut I refused to do the dirty deed myself but I did ask Don Ericus to do it; he 
et to the task without hesitation. He presented the H2O to HE Elisabeth with 
uch more flair and panache than I ever could have.
Lady Paddy Wack once again complained about her tooth sweating, and kept 
houting at the other fighters, "You can't handle the Tooth!, You can't handle 
he Tooth!".
As we were driving home from fighter practice HE Elisabeth suddenly burst into a 
creaming fit and began slapping wildly at her inner thighs! I became frightened 
nd excited at the same time. I could not tell if it was my exceptional driving 
kills that were working her into a frenzy or if she was getting ready to 
rain-punch me!
hen she finally caught her breath she shouted that there were bees crawling all 
ver her legs, the very same legs that just happen to be straddling the honey 
ead that I had earlier placed on the passenger side floor mat. Her slapping did 
ot rid the car of all the bees because I had to slap myself in the side of the 
ead on my way to work this morning when a bee flew into my sideburn!
HE Santiago


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