[Bordermarch] Lord Adolf and Lady Colecte

[Lathrop, Dave]

I did forget to publicly express our thanks to Lord Adolf for his stellar service to this barony while sitting as our Seneschal.

Lord Adolf and Lady Colecte, If you are reading this, you will be pleased to know that everyone, well almost everyone, at populace loves you very much and really misses you.
Adolf, we know you are in the process of building your beautiful Lady Colecte de la Yoder, a new house and word around town is you guys are embracing the simpleton way of life.
To fully embrace the simpleton life you need a few things:

1)      Two black dogs, half German Shepherd/ half lab

2)      Five chickens

3)      Some killer bees from Africa

4)      One stray cat

5)      A hood from a 1948 Mercury coup to use as a log sled

6)      One chainsaw

7)      Two baby rabbits, which will soon become 40 full grown rabbits

8)      A blue plastic pig

9)      A friend who has plans for the construction of a bee hive

10)   Not necessarily a friend, but someone who knows how to build a chicken coop (you never want someone like that as a friend anyway)

11)   Some propane for that new forge you built

12)   Some of those big vacuum bags to store stuff in

This list is nowhere complete, and I'm sure all of your friends will help list the things I've missed.

The barony has planned a work day at your new soon-to-be house. We are all saving our extra wattle and daub, and will gift it to you and Mrs. Yoder when we arrive.

HE Elisabeth and I will bring you guys a small rake, they are very useful but extremely hard to find, fortunately I have do some connections.

HE Santiago