[Bordermarch] Lord Jimmy, his fruit Biscuit and Welsh history

[Lou Burgin]

I would like at this time to make a formal protest to the slandering of the
Welsh! No Welshman (unless completely mad) would ever want to be a
Frenchman. AmberLea

On Thu, Nov 29, 2012 at 1:12 PM, Lathrop, Dave <David.Lathrop at valero.com>wrote:

> When we speak in whispers of sheep bladders can we truly deny our inmost
> feelings of insecurity and self-loathing?
> Self-loathing is defined as "Hating what you ain't".
> Insecurity is defined in the Book of Weeb as, "A general feeling of not
> being very secure".
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> If one combines self-loathing and insecure one gets a Welsh-man who really
> wants to be a French-man!
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> This brings us to the point to which I strive to make.
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> Many years ago we quickly broached the subject of Lord Jimmy and his Fruit
> Biscuit, then we clamped a lid on it.
> I would ask you now. "Where be the truth!"
> If the old maxim, "Two men in, One man out" has any substance can we not
> as a group come to the same conclusion
> that Lord Jimmy is Welsh!
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> Lord Jimmy's Fruit Biscuit was recently discovered wrapped in a flag with
> a red dragon emblazoned on it.
> We all know that the red dragon's zymology was brought from China to Rome,
> then Britannia two millennia ago!
> And we all know that the Welsh nation morphed the Roman red dragon
> military standard into their nation's flag!
> The Welsh's struggle to become a independent nation is legendary!
>
> But what does this prove??????......Nothing!!
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> It does tell us tell us the Lord Jimmy no longer has his Fruit Biscuit.
> It does tell us that Lord Jimmy finally saved enough money to buy a Welsh
> flag, or he could have stolen it.
> Since Lord Jimmy's recently discovered Fruit Biscuit was still supple, we
> can deduce that it was recently wrapped in the flag.
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> The controversy continues and Lord Jimmy remains an enigma.
>
> If anyone in our small Barony has an illusion of having artistic talent
> and would mind carving from Italian alabaster or a rendered
> meat product, a bust of Lord Jimmy with or without his Fruit Biscuit, it
> would be much appreciated by HE Elisabeth.
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> Kingdom A&S is coming up and Bordermarch is hosting the event, the carved
> bust of Lord Jimmy could be a shoe-in for the winning spot
> if and only if we receive it in time.
> We are also hosting the Eisteddfod (Kingdom Bardic) competition at the
> same event. Perhaps some of our very talented Bards or chiv fighters
> could pen some verbiage in the form of poetry or song in the form of an
> ode to Lord Jimmy.
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> What would be truly smashing! would be a Haggis lumped into the
> clay-mation like shape of a Fruit Biscuit, with a cameo of Lord Jimmy
> holding a Welsh Flag branded into the side of the bladder! That would be
> legendary!
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