[Central] urgent request

[Patrick J. Cuccurello]

> >From Frank Guei
> Accra -Ghana
> Phone-00233-24389069
> email-franguei at yahoo.com
>
> Sir
>
> I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise
> as we have no previouse contacts.
>

I don't know.....have you met my sister?

> I got your contact  from the foreign information
> department of the Ghanian ministry of Foreign affairs.
>
> My name is Frank Guei. Iam the fisrt son of my
> father.My father is Geneeral Robert Guei, the former
> president of my country -Ivory Cost (Cote D'voire )
> who is now in detention.
>

You would think he would be out of High School by now.
I always hated detention.

> I am writing to solicite your assistance in helping me
> keep and invest in your country the sum of  22 million
> Dollars.
>

Soliciting?.......are you sure you don't know my sister?

> This money was packed in a metalic box and deposited
> in a security company by my father in a nearby west
> African country-Ghana in oder to avoide any person
> from knowing about it.
>

Well, obviously, he misjudged the intelligence level of his son.  Didn't he?

> Just  a couple of weeks  ago, I was informed about
> this money by the security company where my father
> deposited it. I have visited the security company Here
> in Ghana to accertain the genuity of the money .
>
> However, the security company could not release the
> money to me on the condition that I have to Provide
> somebody who is up to 30yrs who can stand as a trustee
> ,so that they can be able to hand the person over the
> money for safe keeping and investment until Iam up to
> 30yrs since Iam only 22yrs Or I have to wait until Iam
> up 30yrs before they can release the money to me.
>

Sometimes life just isn't fair....ask my sister.

> At the moment, I am financially handicaped that I can
> not afford to wait for the next  8yrs before the money
> could be released to me.Thus I write to request from
> you if you will be disposed in helping me keep and
> invest this money without the knowledge of anybody.
>
> I will offer you a reasonable amout of this money  or
> we can enter into partnership at the end of the day.
>
> Do contact me through the above e-mail if it apeals to
> you to assist me.
>
> Frank Guei
>

You know, a moose bit my sister once......