[DFT] Got this from the Rivenwood Tower list.

[Martha Conard]

Loved this one.  Thanks.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mark Davis" <the5 at yahoo.com>
To: <dragonsfire-tor at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Sunday, March 23, 2003 7:25 PM
Subject: [DFT] Got this from the Rivenwood Tower list.


> This seems to be making the rounds.  Forward and
> enjoy.
>
>     You might be a Viking if...
>
> If bartenders keep asking you, "What's mead?" you
> might be a Viking.
>
> If you rate your new cars in oarpower instead of
> horsepower, you might be a Viking.
>
> If a strange, very big red-headed man shows up for
> dinner and eats you out of house and home, you might
> be a Viking.
>
> If you consider beer and herring a gourmet meal, you
> might be a Viking.
>
> If your new girlfriend is dismayed to find that you've
> given a personal name to each one of your kitchen
> knives, you might be a Viking.
>
> If you think that attacking and looting small towns
> is a good way to meet people, you might be a Viking.
>
>  If, after reciting your family lineage and history,
> you find that your friends all left two hours ago, you
> might be a Viking.
>
> If you think that Helga, Gertruda and Snotra are
> really very pretty names for girls, you might be a
> Viking.
>
> If you've changed your name from Joe Schmit to
> Hralfnkel Niflgrimsson, you are probably a Viking.
>
> If modern-day piracy off the Florida coast sounds to
> you like a good career opportunity....you might be a
> Viking.
>
> If you think that Old Norse is an easy-to-learn,
> attractive and user-friendly language, you might be a
> Viking.
>
> If your idea of heavy spices are salt and pepper, you
> might be a Viking.
>
>  If you wave a spear over the visiting basketball team
> and offer their souls to Odin, you might be a Viking.
>
> If you think that a trip to Iowa is an exotic
> adventure, you might be a very brave Viking.
>
>  If you finish your European vacation with more money
> than when you started, you might very well be a
> Viking.
>
>
> =====
> "We are so concerned to flatter the majority that we lose sight
> of how very often it is necessary, in order to preserve freedom
> for the minority, let alone for the individual, face that majority down."
>
> William F. Buckley
>
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