[DFT] Got this from the Rivenwood Tower list.

[Mark Davis]

This seems to be making the rounds.  Forward and
enjoy.

    You might be a Viking if...

If bartenders keep asking you, "What's mead?" you
might be a Viking.

If you rate your new cars in oarpower instead of
horsepower, you might be a Viking.

If a strange, very big red-headed man shows up for
dinner and eats you out of house and home, you might
be a Viking.

If you consider beer and herring a gourmet meal, you
might be a Viking.

If your new girlfriend is dismayed to find that you've
given a personal name to each one of your kitchen
knives, you might be a Viking.

If you think that attacking and looting small towns
is a good way to meet people, you might be a Viking.

 If, after reciting your family lineage and history,
you find that your friends all left two hours ago, you
might be a Viking.

If you think that Helga, Gertruda and Snotra are
really very pretty names for girls, you might be a
Viking.

If you've changed your name from Joe Schmit to
Hralfnkel Niflgrimsson, you are probably a Viking.

If modern-day piracy off the Florida coast sounds to
you like a good career opportunity....you might be a
Viking.

If you think that Old Norse is an easy-to-learn,
attractive and user-friendly language, you might be a
Viking.

If your idea of heavy spices are salt and pepper, you
might be a Viking.

 If you wave a spear over the visiting basketball team
and offer their souls to Odin, you might be a Viking.

If you think that a trip to Iowa is an exotic
adventure, you might be a very brave Viking.

 If you finish your European vacation with more money
than when you started, you might very well be a
Viking.


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"We are so concerned to flatter the majority that we lose sight
of how very often it is necessary, in order to preserve freedom
for the minority, let alone for the individual, face that majority down."

William F. Buckley

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