ES - Xene gets it right again! (was: Black Oak Keep)

[baron at elfsea.ansteorra.org]

Yes, Xene, that's it exactly!

- Galen

----- Forwarded message from Vicki Marsh 
<XaraXene at home.com> -----
Date: Fri, 18 Aug 2000 11:04:59 -0500
From: Vicki Marsh <XaraXene at home.com>
Reply-To: Vicki Marsh <XaraXene at home.com>
Subject: RE: ES - The incipient Incipient Shire of 
Black Oak Keep.
To: Baron Galen <baron at elfsea.ansteorra.org>

Galen, I thought I would run this past you before 
posting it.  I thought it
would be cute, but wanted to make sure that I was 
correctly translating this
for you.  Not everyone knows your sense of humor.  If 
this is OK, go ahead
and send it to the list.


Xene here:

For those who do not speak "Baron-ese", please allow me 
to translate for Sir
Galen:

He said:
"What a terrible awful idea."

This means:
"I love it!!!  I've been wanting to do it for a long 
time."  Sir Galen has
been known to speak with his tongue firmly planted in 
his cheek.

Lord Elfsea then said:
"This will no doubt lead to misery and bloodshed."

Translates to:
"Yesss.... We can have an altercation (not a baronial 
war) in order to fight
our friends and train our troops for Gulf War. 
Yippeepee!!!!"

Next was:

"The only thing that would make it worse would be to 
include Emerald Keep as
well."

Can only mean:

"We can get the whole Central Region involved!!!!!."

Lastly, His Excellency in his most Infinite Wisdom said:

"Do keep me posted."

Which seems like a simple statement, but really means:

"Being the warmonger that I am, I want to be intimately 
involved with all
the details and planning."  Being a good Baron means 
being a leader, but
allowing others to run everything.  Galen is a good 
Baron.


In Service to Elfsea,

Mistress Xene

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