ES - Celts vs Everybody (was Heal Thyself first)

Matthew Saroff saroff at poseidon.vs.lmco.com
Thu Feb 17 10:55:58 PST 2000


On May 27, 16:11, Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain wrote:
> As for Celts making great wives and slaves, the only way to render a Celt
> harmless is to kill him or her.  And even then I wouldn't be completely sure.
	We know how to render a Celt harmless.  Much in the same way that
Sampson was rendered powerless when shorn of his hair, the Celt is rendered
powerless when shorn of their PLAID.  Their strength comes from their tartan.

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Good luck Mr. Gorsky

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