[Elfsea] Fwd: Fw: Mood Changers
Tangwystl Verch Maredudd
tangwystl_verch_maredudd at yahoo.com
Mon Aug 11 13:08:41 PDT 2003
Siobhan,
This did indeed give me a much needed chuckle! Than you!
Tangwystl
SiobhanON at aol.com wrote:
Warning, non sca stuff. Just thought everyone could use a chuckle.
Siobhan
In a message dated 8/6/2003 9:49:54 AM Central Daylight Time, Sandeekg writes:
In a message dated 8/2/2003 11:28:29 AM Central Daylight Time, tisjet74 at bellsouth.net writes:
> > > >
> > > >Mood Changers
> > > >
> > > > Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .
> > > >
> > > > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> > > > Unique Up On It.
> > > >
> > > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> > > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
> > > >
> > > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> > > > They Take The Psycho Path
> > > >
> > > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> > > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
> > > >
> > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> > > > Dam!
> > > >
> > > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> > > > Polaroids
> > > >
> > > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> > > > A Stick.
> > > >
> > > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> > > > Nacho Cheese.
> > > >
> > > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> > > > Subordinate Clauses.
> > > >
> > > >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> > > > Quatro Sinko.
> > > >
> > > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> > > > Spoiled Milk.
> > > >
> > > >12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> > > > Frostbite.
> > > >
> > > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> > > > A Nervous Wreck.
> > > >
> > > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.
> > > >
> > > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> > > > Right Where You Left Him.
> > > >
> > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> > > > Because They Have Big Fingers.
> > > >
> > > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> > > > Because It Scares The Dog.
> > > >
> > > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> > > > Sanka.
> > > >
> > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
> > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
> > > >
> > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> > > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
> > > >
> > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
Skydiver?
> > > > A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
> > > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
> > > >
> > > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
> > > >
> > > >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile! :-)
> >
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> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822
From: Sandeekg at aol.com
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 10:49:54 EDT
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Mood Changers
To: SiobhanON at aol.com
In a message dated 8/2/2003 11:28:29 AM Central Daylight Time, tisjet74 at bellsouth.net writes:
> > > >
> > > >Mood Changers
> > > >
> > > > Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .
> > > >
> > > > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> > > > Unique Up On It.
> > > >
> > > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> > > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
> > > >
> > > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> > > > They Take The Psycho Path
> > > >
> > > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> > > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
> > > >
> > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> > > > Dam!
> > > >
> > > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> > > > Polaroids
> > > >
> > > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> > > > A Stick.
> > > >
> > > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> > > > Nacho Cheese.
> > > >
> > > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> > > > Subordinate Clauses.
> > > >
> > > >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> > > > Quatro Sinko.
> > > >
> > > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> > > > Spoiled Milk.
> > > >
> > > >12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> > > > Frostbite.
> > > >
> > > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> > > > A Nervous Wreck.
> > > >
> > > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.
> > > >
> > > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> > > > Right Where You Left Him.
> > > >
> > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> > > > Because They Have Big Fingers.
> > > >
> > > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> > > > Because It Scares The Dog.
> > > >
> > > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> > > > Sanka.
> > > >
> > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
> > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
> > > >
> > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> > > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
> > > >
> > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
Skydiver?
> > > > A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
> > > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
> > > >
> > > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
> > > >
> > > >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile! :-)
> > > >
> ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822
From: "Debie & James"
To: "Wilkie & Carol O'Neal" ,
"Sandee & Dan Guttridge" ,
"Ron & Judy Tisdale" , "Michelle Jones"
,
"Margaret Tisdale" , "Kim Bigler" ,
"Ed Kelsey" , "Bill & Frances Archer" ,
"Bertha White" , "anna emmons"
Subject: Fw: Mood Changers
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 11:27:21 -0500
GOD bless & keep you;
James & Debie Tisdale
----- Original Message ----- From: Kay Houck
To: AMY AND MIKE ; JANICE BAGLEY ; J TISDALE ; JOE & JODI ; JOHN & GWEN ; John Mabry ; JUDY AND PAUL ; SHIRLEY S. ; SLEDGES
Sent: Saturday, August 02, 2003 3:22 AM
Subject: FW: Mood Changers
> > > >
> > > >Mood Changers
> > > >
> > > > Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .
> > > >
> > > > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> > > > Unique Up On It.
> > > >
> > > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> > > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
> > > >
> > > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> > > > They Take The Psycho Path
> > > >
> > > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> > > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
> > > >
> > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> > > > Dam!
> > > >
> > > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> > > > Polaroids
> > > >
> > > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> > > > A Stick.
> > > >
> > > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> > > > Nacho Cheese.
> > > >
> > > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> > > > Subordinate Clauses.
> > > >
> > > >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> > > > Quatro Sinko.
> > > >
> > > > 11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
> > > > Spoiled Milk.
> > > >
> > > >12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> > > > Frostbite.
> > > >
> > > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> > > > A Nervous Wreck.
> > > >
> > > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.
> > > >
> > > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> > > > Right Where You Left Him.
> > > >
> > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> > > > Because They Have Big Fingers.
> > > >
> > > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> > > > Because It Scares The Dog.
> > > >
> > > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> > > > Sanka.
> > > >
> > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
> > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
> > > >
> > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> > > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
> > > >
> > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
Skydiver?
> > > > A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
> > > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
> > > >
> > > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
> > > >
> > > >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile! :-)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
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