[Elfsea] FW: Irish Humor

[Robin Mitchell-Mabry]

-----Original Message-----
From: hollis [mailto:hollis at omniport.net] 
Sent: Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:41 AM
Subject: Irish Humor

 

 An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.  Upon her 
 return, her father cursed her, "Where have you been all this 
>time,   you ingrate!  Why didn't you write us?  Not even a line to tell 
>us  know how you were doing!  Why didn't you call?  Don't you know 
  what  you put your poor mother through?!!" 
> 
>           The girl, crying, replied, "Dad (sniff sniff), I became a 
>           prostitute." 
> 
>           "WHAT?!  Out of my house you shameless harlot!  Sinner!  You're 
>a  disgrace to this family.  I don't ever want to lay eyes on you  again!" 
> 
>           "Okay, Dad... as you wish.  I just came back to give Mom this 
>           luxurious fur coat, title deeds to a 10-bedroom mansion, plus a 
>           savings account certificate for 5 million.  For my little
brother, 
>           this gold Rolex.  And for you, Dad, the spanking new Mercedes 
>           limited edition convertible that's parked outside, a lifetime 
>           membership to the Country Club, (takes a breath), an invitation 
>         for  you all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the 
>         Riviera  and..." 
> 
>           Her father interrupts, "Hold on now.  What was it you said you 
             had  become?" 
> 
>           Looking down at the floor, the girl replied, "A prostitute,
Dad." 
> 
>           God almighty, you gave me such a fright, girl!  I thought you 
             said  'a Protestant'  Now, come and give your old man a hug." 

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