[Elfsea] Greetings from Iron Roger Flint

[Randal Mars]

Shiver in terror??? Who is this hairy varlet who casts aspersions on Bad Bunnye's courage??? Maybe I might have been seen a' shiverin' when I was harvesting ice on the frozen fjords keeping eagle's watch on my numerous captive viking slaves... and I feel twinges of cold because the favored grog of the vikings is made from the yellow watery leavings of scrofulous mares, so I drink it not! 

No breathing man, save Eric Sendal of York, has seen me shiver in my shift. And by my troth, it was not fear that had me shivering, 'twas quite another thing altogether. He being a discrete man, living without a death wish, speaks not of it. 'Twould seem York breeds smart men.

How do the vikings breed? Such matters are never mentioned for fear of retching and vomiting good food and grog and thus offending Noble Women and small children. *gales of laughter* 

So there. 


Bad Bunnye   *~*  ^-^


----- Original Message ----
From: Harold Tolliver <ironrogerflint.harold at gmail.com>
To: elfsea at lists.ansteorra.org
Sent: Friday, May 2, 2008 6:25:11 PM
Subject: [Elfsea] Greetings from Iron Roger Flint

I am the hairiest, meanest, axe swinging pirate to sail the Seas of the Elves.

The Bad Bunnye shivers in terror when I call her name. 

And Girl Children swoon and fight to be with me when I am around. 

So beware the coming of Iron Roger Flint. 
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