[Gatesedge] FW: Fw: I Love Mustard!!!

[Diane M. Mathews]

I'm sorry but, I can not stop laughing !!!   My husband says I am TRUELY
perverse.    This was a good one !

Guenievre
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Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2001 9:39 AM
Subject: [Gatesedge] FW: Fw: I Love Mustard!!!


> This one is just too good not to pass on.  Bowen, especially, take note.
>
> Caitlin
>
> Carolyn Young
> MIS Department
> Goodman Mfg.
> 713.861.2500  ext 425
>
>
> Subject: I Love Mustard!!!
>
>  As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham,
>  a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown,
>  gourmet mustard.
>
>  The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the
>  picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was
>  stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. "Hold Johnny (our
>  six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.
>
>  I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was
>  reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of
>  mustard on my fingers.
>
>  I love mustard.
>
>  I had no napkin.
>
>  I licked it off.
>
>  It was not mustard.
>
>  No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time
>  I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each
>  hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on
>  my tongue.
>
>  Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife
>  said, "Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon.'"
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