[Gatesedge] Way too cool news - OT response

[Talmon Parker]

You really should have..........Parker


>From: "Stephen Macthomas" <macthomas at houston.rr.com>
>Reply-To: gatesedge at ansteorra.org
>To: <gatesedge at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: Re: [Gatesedge] Way too cool news - OT response
>Date: Thu, 20 Jun 2002 14:37:58 -0500
>
>Mattias says ...
>
>
> > You forgot to post your miticlorian(sp) count... that
> > way we could all know if your a real jedi or not :)
>
>First thing I thought was "Look Geppetto, I'm a *real* Jedi now!"  So
>keeping that in mind ...
>
>Top 10 ways to tell if you're a real Jedi:
>
>10)    You respond to "Honey, get me a beer" by opening the fridge, taking
>a
>beer out and hitting him in the head with it ... and you stay in the shower
>the whole time.
>
>9)    The Jedi Academy sends enough acceptance letters to your uncle's
>house
>to drive the whole family to a deserted island in the middle of a sto ...
>whoops, sorry, wrong cultural phenomenon.
>
>8)    Your teachers, though wizened and vastly experienced in all manner of
>peoples, sentient species, and the like ... master simple English grammar
>they cannot, hm?
>
>7)    The wooden stick you used as a light saber suddenly starts to cut the
>furniture in half.  (Don't tell me you didn't do this when you were a kid,
>I
>did ...)
>
>6)    The medical droids accept Lucasfilm insurance whenever you get banged
>up.
>
>5)    You know that Jedi mind tricks should never be used on gullible
>drunks
>in the local bar ... then again ...
>
>4)    You're older than 11 years old, and you still see dead people.
>
>3)    You learned "hand for a hand" morality from your father.
>
>2)    You find the term "Jedi" to be stereotypical and prefer the term
>"midichlorian-enhanced individual"
>
>And the number one way to tell if you're a real Jedi ...
>
>1)    The man that made you calls you Pinocchiobi-wan.
>
>
>Stephen, who couldn't resist
>
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