HERB - chocolate
dewalden at flash.net
Thu Dec 31 08:19:08 PST 1998
But, chocolate IS period - just not what we refer to as chocolate today (i.e milk
chocolate). : )
> Okay, it's not period, and not even on topic, but I thought y'all might
> like this - enjoy!
> > THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE
> > If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
> > you're eating it too slowly.
> > Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
> > all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
> > The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store
> > in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
> > Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the
> > edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
> > If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
> > Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the
> > to protect themselves.
> > If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
> > that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
> > Money talks. Chocolate sings.
> > Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
> > Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
> > A. Because no one wants to quit.
> > Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
> > That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
> > A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake
> > of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
> > If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
> > But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
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