HERB - chocolate
Warren & Meredith Harmon
corwynsca at juno.com
Wed Dec 30 20:50:05 PST 1998
Okay, it's not period, and not even on topic, but I thought y'all might
like this - enjoy!
> THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE
> If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
> you're eating it too slowly.
> Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
> all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
> The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store
> in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
> Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the
> edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
> If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
> Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the
> to protect themselves.
> If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
> that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
> Money talks. Chocolate sings.
> Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
> Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
> A. Because no one wants to quit.
> Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
> That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
> A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake
> of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
> If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
> But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
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