LR - Fw: Subject: Police Matters

[Steve Rourke]

> Subject: Police Matters
> 
> GOOD:
> Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
> getting  many.  Then, he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was
> standing  up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP
> AHEAD."  The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
> sign  reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
> 
> BETTER:
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
> automated  radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he
> sent
> the  police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
> another  mailed photo of handcuffs.
> BEST:
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle
> officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
> said, "I bet  you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway
> Patrolmen's
> Ball."   He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a
> moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
> 
> He then   closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was
> laughing  too hard to start her car for several minutes.
> 
> 

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