[Loch-ruadh] Big 12 Facts (offtopic joke)

[Jane Sitton]

I just had to share this.

Madelina


FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE

(1) What does the average Oklahoma State player get on his SATs?
-----Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Missouri cheerleaders in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get an Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push like fury.

(4) How do you get a Texas Tech graduate off your porch?
----- Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the Kansas cheerleaders wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
----- Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Oklahoma football player's life?
-----His freshman year.

(8) How many Colorado freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
-----None . . . That's a sophomore course at Colorado.

(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
-----Ames, Iowa . He knew that the police would never look there for a
Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY  . . .

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
-----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.