[Loch-ruadh] Big 12 Facts (offtopic joke)

[STEVE K ROURKE]

Cute, but purely for accuracy's sake it's Kansas State cheerleaders that
need the bibs, the K.U. cheerleaders are still learning how to walk and talk
at the same time. :)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jane Sitton" <jane.sitton at radioshack.com>
To: "'Loch Ruadh'" <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 3:17 PM
Subject: [Loch-ruadh] Big 12 Facts (offtopic joke)


> I just had to share this.
>
> Madelina
>
>
> FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE
>
> (1) What does the average Oklahoma State player get on his SATs?
> -----Drool.
>
> (2) What do you get when you put 32 Missouri cheerleaders in one room?
> -----A full set of teeth.
>
> (3) How do you get an Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
> -----Grease her hips and push like fury.
>
> (4) How do you get a Texas Tech graduate off your porch?
> ----- Pay him for the pizza.
>
> (5) Why do the Kansas cheerleaders wear bibs?
> -----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
>
> (6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
> ----- Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
>
> (7) What are the longest three years of a Oklahoma football player's life?
> -----His freshman year.
>
> (8) How many Colorado freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
> -----None . . . That's a sophomore course at Colorado.
>
> (9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
> -----Ames, Iowa . He knew that the police would never look there for a
> Heisman Trophy winner.
>
> AND FINALLY  . . .
>
> (10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
> -----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
> picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
>
>
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