[Loch-Ruadh] OT- joke

[ElyssiaXvX at aol.com]

Thought this was funny, and I'm sure all of the ladies will love it. ;oÞ

-Ceara


Modern Fairy tale
> > >
> > > Once upon a time,
> > > in a land far away,
> > > A beautiful, independent,
> > > self assured princess,
> > > happened upon a frog as she sat
> > > contemplating ecological issues
> > > on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> > > in a verdant meadow near her castle.
> > >
> > > The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
> > > and said: Elegant Lady,
> > > I was once a handsome Prince,
> > > until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> > >
> > > One kiss from you, however,
> > > and I will turn back
> > > into the dapper, young Prince that I am
> > > and then, my sweet, we can marry
> > > and setup housekeeping in my castle
> > > with my Mother,
> > > where you can prepare my meals,
> > > clean my clothes, bear my children,
> > > and forever feel grateful and happy
> > > doing so.
> > >
> > > That night,
> > > while dining on lightly sauteed frog legs
> > > seasoned in a white wine
> > > and onion cream sauce,
> > > she chuckled to herself and thought:
> > >
> > > I don't f***ing think so........