[Loch-Ruadh] Fwd:
Tim Cantley
yukon505 at hotmail.com
Wed Oct 30 16:28:36 PST 2002
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> Unedited church bulletins
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> These are announcements from actual church bulletins:
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> Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
> Calvarly Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
all
> the way from Africa.
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> Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
> conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
> includes meals."
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> Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
> recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
>
>
> "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
> those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
> husbands."
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> Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring
> your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun
> time.
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>
> The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
> conflict.
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>
> The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water The sermon for
tonight:
> "Searching for Jesus"
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> Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
> help they can get.
>
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> Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
> transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
> Pastor Jack's sermons.
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> The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
> sing "Break Forth into Joy."
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> Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
>
> Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
> care much about you.
>
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> Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
>
> Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
> church.So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
>
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> A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
> will follow.
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> At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
> Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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> Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several
> new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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> The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning
> to join the choir.
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>
> Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
> recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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> The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,green
> beans; bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
>
> For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
> downstairs.
>
>
> Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
> person(s) you want remembered.
>
>
> Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
>
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> The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and
> gracious hostility.
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> Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. Prayer and medication to follow.
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> The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.They may be
> seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
>
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> This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across
> from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
>
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> Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are
> invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
>
>
> The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
> lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
> morning.
>
>
> The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
> basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this
> tragedy.
>
>
> Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.Please
> use large double door at the side entrance.
>
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> Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
>
>
> The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
> last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.
>
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