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[Tim Cantley]

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 > Unedited church bulletins
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 > These are announcements from actual church bulletins:
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 > Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
 > Calvarly Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
all
 > the way from Africa.
 >
 >
 > Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
 > conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
 > includes meals."
 >
 >
 > Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
 > recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
 >
 >
 > "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
 > those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
 > husbands."
 >
 >
 > Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring
 > your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun
 > time.
 >
 >
 > The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
 > conflict.
 >
 >
 > The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water The sermon for
tonight:
 > "Searching for Jesus"
 >
 >
 > Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
 > help they can get.
 >
 >
 > Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
 > transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
 > Pastor Jack's sermons.
 >
 >
 > The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
 > sing "Break Forth into Joy."
 >
 >
 > Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
 >
 > Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
 > care much about you.
 >
 >
 > Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
 >
 > Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
 > church.So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
 >
 >
 > A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
 > will follow.
 >
 >
 > At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
 > Come early and listen to our choir practice.
 >
 >
 > Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several
 > new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
 >
 >
 > The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning
 > to join the choir.
 >
 >
 > Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
 > recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
 >
 >
 > The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,green
 > beans; bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
 >
 > For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
 > downstairs.
 >
 >
 > Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
 > person(s) you want remembered.
 >
 >
 > Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
 >
 >
 > The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and
 > gracious hostility.
 >
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 > Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. Prayer and medication to follow.
 >
 >
 > The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.They may be
 > seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
 >
 >
 > This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across
 > from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
 >
 >
 > Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are
 > invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
 >
 >
 > The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
 > lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
 > morning.
 >
 >
 > The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
 > basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this
 > tragedy.
 >
 >
 > Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.Please
 > use large double door at the side entrance.
 >
 >
 > Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
 >
 >
 > The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
 > last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.
 >
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 >


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