[Loch-Ruadh] Fwd:

[Julie Self]

These were great!
Gwen



Loch Ruadh Rocks!!





>From: "Tim Cantley" <yukon505 at hotmail.com>
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>Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Fwd:
>Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 18:28:36 -0600
>
>
> >
> >
> > Unedited church bulletins
> >
> > These are announcements from actual church bulletins:
> >
> >
> >
> > Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
> > Calvarly Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
>all
> > the way from Africa.
> >
> >
> > Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
> > conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
> > includes meals."
> >
> >
> > Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
> > recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
> >
> >
> > "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
> > those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
> > husbands."
> >
> >
> > Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring
> > your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun
> > time.
> >
> >
> > The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
> > conflict.
> >
> >
> > The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water The sermon for
>tonight:
> > "Searching for Jesus"
> >
> >
> > Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
> > help they can get.
> >
> >
> > Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
> > transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
> > Pastor Jack's sermons.
> >
> >
> > The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
> > sing "Break Forth into Joy."
> >
> >
> > Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
> >
> > Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
> > care much about you.
> >
> >
> > Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
> >
> > Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
> > church.So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
> >
> >
> > A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
> > will follow.
> >
> >
> > At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
> > Come early and listen to our choir practice.
> >
> >
> > Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
>several
> > new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
> >
> >
> > The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
>sinning
> > to join the choir.
> >
> >
> > Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
> > recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
> >
> >
> > The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,green
> > beans; bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
> >
> > For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
> > downstairs.
> >
> >
> > Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
> > person(s) you want remembered.
> >
> >
> > Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
> >
> >
> > The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment,
>and
> > gracious hostility.
> >
> >
> > Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. Prayer and medication to follow.
> >
> >
> > The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.They may
>be
> > seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
> >
> >
> > This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across
> > from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
> >
> >
> > Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are
> > invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
> >
> >
> > The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
> > lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
> > morning.
> >
> >
> > The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
> > basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this
> > tragedy.
> >
> >
> > Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
>Church.Please
> > use large double door at the side entrance.
> >
> >
> > Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
> >
> >
> > The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
> > last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.
> >
> > John W. Parker
> > EMC2 Corporation
> > "where information lives"
> > Office: (972) 892-7701
> > Cell: (214) 878-8783
> > Pager: (888) 435-4630
> >
>
>
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