[Loch-Ruadh] had to pass it on

Julie Self julie_self at hotmail.com
Sun Dec 28 18:38:58 PST 2003


Dana,  did you see this, huh? Huh? Didya?

Julie
Loch Ruadh Rocks!!





>From: "Terry Varner" <tdv250 at hotmail.com>
>Reply-To: "Canton of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] had to pass it on
>Date: Sun, 28 Dec 2003 11:33:12 -0600
>
>
>Guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like
>some Polish sausage."
>The clerk asks if the guy is Polish.
>The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But
>let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian
>sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I
>had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I
>was German? Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would
>you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I had asked for a
>chorizo, would you ask if I was Mexican?
>Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
>The clerk says sheepishly, "Well, no."
>With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
>"Well, all right then! Why did you ask me if I'm
>Polish, just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
>The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
>
>
>
>
>Tegwared McAuley(mka Terry Varner)
>You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it 
>should, use WD-40.
>If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape
>
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