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[Terry Varner]

>Subject: Good dog
>
>
>A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take-off when another man
>with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the
>middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second
>man explains that they work for the airline.
>
>The dog handler says to the first man, "Don't mind Rover, he is a sniffer
>dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to
>work."
>
>The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man,
>"Watch this."
>
>He tells the dog, "Rover, search."
>
>The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a
>few seconds, it then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's
>arm.
>
>He says, "Good boy", and turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in
>possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number,
>for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
>
>"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
>
>Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about,
>sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places
>both paws on the handler's arm.
>
>He says, "Good boy", and turns to the first man and says, "That man is
>carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this, and the seat
>number."
>
>"That's marvelous, I've never seen anything like it!" says the first man.
>
>Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. He goes up and down the
>plane and after a while sits down next to someone, and then comes racing
>back and jumps up onto the seat and craps all over the place.
>
>The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks "What the hell
>is going on?"
>
>The handler replies, "He's just found a bomb!"




Terry Varner
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it
should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape




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