[Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

Julie Self julie_self at hotmail.com
Sun Mar 30 21:39:23 PST 2003


And it scared the s--- out of him, yes?
Julie

Loch Ruadh Rocks!!





>From: "Terry Varner" <tdv250 at hotmail.com>
>Reply-To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2003 10:35:26 -0600
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>>Subject: Good dog
>>
>>
>>A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take-off when another man
>>with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the
>>middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the
>>second
>>man explains that they work for the airline.
>>
>>The dog handler says to the first man, "Don't mind Rover, he is a sniffer
>>dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him
>>to
>>work."
>>
>>The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man,
>>"Watch this."
>>
>>He tells the dog, "Rover, search."
>>
>>The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a
>>few seconds, it then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's
>>arm.
>>
>>He says, "Good boy", and turns to the first man and says, "That woman is
>>in
>>possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat
>>number,
>>for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
>>
>>"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
>>
>>Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about,
>>sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places
>>both paws on the handler's arm.
>>
>>He says, "Good boy", and turns to the first man and says, "That man is
>>carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this, and the seat
>>number."
>>
>>"That's marvelous, I've never seen anything like it!" says the first man.
>>
>>Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. He goes up and down the
>>plane and after a while sits down next to someone, and then comes racing
>>back and jumps up onto the seat and craps all over the place.
>>
>>The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks "What the hell
>>is going on?"
>>
>>The handler replies, "He's just found a bomb!"
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>Terry Varner
>You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it
>should, use WD-40.
>If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape
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