FW: [Loch-Ruadh] Funny

[John Stegall]

i don't recall light bulbs being invented yet   ?     or was that  my imagination   that benfranklin did that or was it alex grambell?     wolfie!

John Stegall
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: Clint Gallon 
To: Loch Ruadh
Sent: 04/01/2004 9:25:08 AM 
Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Funny


LIGHTBULBS THE KNOWN WORLD OVER 
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Q: How many Westerners does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Why would you want to do that? It's been just fine for 25 years! 
Q: How many Calontiri does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: One hundred and two, but _what_ a ceremony! 
Q: How many Easterners does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Just one, but they have to take a vote first to decide who. 
Q: How many Meridians does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Just one, but he has to get it drunk first. 
Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos anyway. 
Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to wear to change one. 
Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp! 
Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: That depends, which household does it belong to? 
Q: How many Midrealmers does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: They won't say until they've consulted the Curia Regis... 
Q: How many Ansteorrans does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Was that a rattan lightbulb or a fencing lightbulb? 
Q: How many Atenveldters does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Why bother, they prefer solar power anyway? 
Q: How many Outlanders does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: If it's less than a 14 hour drive it's not worth changing! 
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I found the ansteorran one rather funny.
Cathal Finn O'Briain
Shire of Loch Ruadh
Kingdom of Ansteorra
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