[Loch-Ruadh] could be a true story

[Terry Varner]

As told to me.

The other night I was invited out for a night with
"the girls".  I told my husband that I would be home
by midnight, "I promise".

Well, the hours passed and the wine was going down way
too easy.  Around 3 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for
home.  Just as I got to the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

I realized that my hubby would probably wake up, so I
cuckooed another 9 times.  I was really proud of
myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
(even when smashed), in order to escape a possible
conflict.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in and I told him midnight.  He didn't seem disturbed
at all.  Whew - got away with that one!!!!

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why he said,

"Well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said "oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, then tripped over the cat and farted....








Tegwared McAuley(mka Terry Varner)
Loch Ruadh Archery Marshal
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it 
should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape

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