[Loch-Ruadh] could be a true story

Julie Self julie_self at hotmail.com
Sun Feb 29 10:56:10 PST 2004


You have to stop giving the cuckoo that gin!

Julie
Loch Ruadh Rocks!!





>From: "Terry Varner" <tdv250 at hotmail.com>
>Reply-To: "Canton of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] could be a true story
>Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 15:44:24 -0600
>
>As told to me.
>
>The other night I was invited out for a night with
>"the girls".  I told my husband that I would be home
>by midnight, "I promise".
>
>Well, the hours passed and the wine was going down way
>too easy.  Around 3 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for
>home.  Just as I got to the door, the cuckoo clock in
>the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
>
>I realized that my hubby would probably wake up, so I
>cuckooed another 9 times.  I was really proud of
>myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
>(even when smashed), in order to escape a possible
>conflict.
>
>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
>in and I told him midnight.  He didn't seem disturbed
>at all.  Whew - got away with that one!!!!
>
>Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>
>When I asked him why he said,
>
>"Well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
>said "oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
>throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
>twice more, then tripped over the cat and farted....
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>Tegwared McAuley(mka Terry Varner)
>Loch Ruadh Archery Marshal
>You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it 
>should, use WD-40.
>If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape
>
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